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Be Sure Your Sins Will Find You Out.

February 28th, 2008 by stephanie

I would imagine you have heard about the character known as Larry the Cable Guy. If you haven’t you need to look into him. Very funny. But after today, forget about Larry the Cable Guy, wait til you hear about my Plumber.

It was a normal Wednesday night. Suddenly, the bathtub was backed up and full of black gunk. I could hear the back bathroom toilet start to overflow, and I knew there was trouble. Long story short, after a few wet vacs and fan treatments at midnite, and not much sleep, this morning I called the plumber.

Just an ordinary, normal guy came to my aid. Got right to work. Followed procedures and took on the problem at hand. While he was roto rooting the depths of my abode, I popped my head in to check on him. It was then that he started to talk.

“Yeah. I’m gonna write a book. Been doin’ this for over 25 years. I could tell you stories all day.”
And thus he began.

On one call from his past, he found himself at the home of a lovely woman. While there he did some rooting and told her at one point that he had the problem on the other end and would soon be pulling it up. All were gathered in the bathroom to see this culprit emerge in real time. As the wad in question surfaced and he began to unwind it, he suddenly realized it was a red negligee. Standing beside the woman was her husband –whom she promptly hauled off and belted in the mouth. That was before she started screaming at him and chasing him down the street.

On another occasion, at a preacher’s home, he learned that the problem was in the septic tank. The pastor and plumber headed out to the back 40 and once in the right spot, they pulled the first lid off. As they both peered in, a complete cache’ of discarded sexual protection devices stared back at them. Sometime later, the man called our faithful plumber back to the house. At the door, the man greeted the service man with a big hand shake and thanked him. Apparently, this husband began to pool the neighbors after that first fateful discovery. What he had learned was of interest. While he was hard at work ministering to the flocks, his wife was serving “guests”. At one point, she was reported to have had more than a few over in one nite. Needless to say, they were divorced shortly thereafter.

There were other stories. And to be honest, they were even more dramatic than the ones above, if you can imagine.
But as I stood there, with a most horrified look on my face, the only words I could muster in response were, “Be sure your sins will find you out.”

Now, these words actually come from Numbers 32:23. And they don’t have much to do with a clogged pipe and drains, but the apparent truths from these aforementioned situations are most evident. We may think we can hide, but in the end, the truth will come out. Possibly literally.

Just ask my plumber!
Read Psalm 139:1-24

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